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So who is this dumb jerk?

Georg Pedersen is a rich trust fund baby who discovered at an early age the power of money, kind of like the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase. He's also a Massachusetts College of Art "graduate" (where's the diploma, Georg?), who excels at ripping people off. He's a "co-founder" and "contributor" of Round magazine (even though all the work up ther is mine, but whatever). He's basically an all-around bastard who would trade his own sisters for a roast beef sandwich.

The young executive right after his first hostile takeover. I think this one was from Forbes.

Georg's dad. A great guy who had warned his son against the perils of becoming a jerk. Obviously, Georg wasn't paying attention.